Many people told Gazzy to leave that woman alone, but he did not listen. There’s only one melody stuck in his head: “Madamm mwen te mèt pa bon kite’l la. La fè mange la banm ti mosso.” Although we know that it is not in our culture for a man to be the one doing the cooking, however, pou valè restoran Ayitien ki gen nan komunote ya. Menm lòske yo pa gen menu vre. But a man has no need to stay with an uncooperative woman because of food.
The irony is that today Gazzy’s humorous melody is being used to ridicule him in front of the public. “Konman yon nèg fè sanront konsa, It’s not Arly, it’s Gazzy. That is not funny, but one can’t help but shake their head and laugh.
Two iconic Haitian compas musicians lost their voices. One due to alcohol, inventing new musical concepts like “flaye.” The other lost his voice due to his infatuation with women, “Pusst Cat before your Mama get back cat, let me hit this with my quuckness” as expressed in Wyclef Jean’s song “Pussy Cat.”
Gazzy, take care of yourself, my friend, love yourself. Samson used to beat everyone, but a woman brought him down. Jean Baptiste preached about love, but a woman he had refused to sleep with found a way to seduce the king, dancing to a rhythm that led to Jean Baptiste’s beheading.
Even billionaires like Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos have been divorced by their wives. Vladimir Putin, despite his power, was forced to divorce in 2014. It seems that Gazzy has a hard time controlling his emotions for that particular woman.
One of KPS’s best friends lost his Fanm deyò to another woman named Shell, yes Shell, not the gas station where you can buy some Polo Shirts, but Shell de Shell from Klass anlè anlè nèt dwat pou’w vini. Despite all the gift-giving, jewelry, shoes, red bottom, and Polo Shirts straight from NY and approved by the police of New York (PNY), despite his love for her and flying halfway around the world to meet her. Shell told him to apologize and ask permission to see his Fanm deyò for just one day. Despite his good behavior, Shell took the woman from him, leaving him with tears in his eyes. Because sometimes it goes without saying “madan marye fanm deyò pi dous.”
So, my friend, what makes you more qualified to keep a woman or replace one who no longer wants you? Mr. Ge carried 10 gallons of gas on his head from New Jersey to New York, but the woman still went to find another man who didn’t even want to buy her Chinese food. If you think I am lying, ask KPS KÒB Pap Sòti when it comes to women. Although he had spent two weeks parking his car in Elmont, following and investigating what Mr. Ge was doing with the woman, we have to give him credit for memorizing the serial number on his dollar bills without spending a dime, yet eating sushi for free. But if it smells like cologne, leave it alone. Wow, what a lovely dish; eating in silence is the best way to enjoy good sushi. No one will know if you ate.
My friends, don’t try to control women. Love yourself, invest in yourself. Gazman, it’s not acceptable to let your head go for a woman. Canada is not Haiti; if a woman asks you to fly to Canada in this cold without a winter jacket, it’s not acceptable. The community loves you; you are a legend, a patriarch of Haitian compas music. Take care of yourself.
To all men: Don’t be like Gazzy! Protect your head, your heart, and your wallet. Remember, you can’t control women, but you can control how much gas you carry on your head.
